{"id":121,"date":"2017-02-01T21:51:07","date_gmt":"2017-02-01T21:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teletraanone.com\/?p=121"},"modified":"2017-02-03T15:18:40","modified_gmt":"2017-02-03T20:18:40","slug":"g-i-joe-mega-bloks-the-joe-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/index.php\/2017\/02\/01\/g-i-joe-mega-bloks-the-joe-team\/","title":{"rendered":"G.I. Joe &#8211; Mega Bloks: The Joe Team"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few years ago when Hasbro announced that they were going to get into the brick business (presumably to get a share of that sweet Lego revenue), we all rejoiced that we might get some really cool small-scale Joe figures. \u00a0Instead, we got &#8220;Kre-O&#8221;, a blatant ripoff of cute little Lego minifigures and grossly under-scaled (even by Joe-standards) brick vehicles. \u00a0This type of figure just didn&#8217;t translate well for Joe, as they lacked the rugged personality of their 4&#8243; predecessors, and they didn&#8217;t possess the adorable charm of their Transformers Kre-O counterparts.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-122 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/wtf-hasbro.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/wtf-hasbro.jpg 550w, https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/wtf-hasbro-300x250.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/wtf-hasbro-360x300.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ultimately, the results were underwhelming at best for fans and retailers, and the Kre-O line died a swift death in the clearance isle. \u00a0Many fans held out hope that maybe Mega Bloks (who was doing amazing work on small soldiers with the <em>Call of Duty<\/em> license) would get a chance to take a shot at Joe. \u00a0And then Mattel bought Mega Bloks, killing any such dreams. \u00a0There would never be Mega Bloks Joes. \u00a0\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>Never fear, that&#8217;s what custom toy projects are meant to do: fill in gaps in existing toylines or simply make something you wish existed that isn&#8217;t going to happen at mass market retail. \u00a0So the great Mega Joe project of 2016 began, initially as some simple LBCs (lazy-bastard customs, i.e. parts-swapping of existing figures). \u00a0But it quickly grew (scope creep!) into a massive endeavor to recreate all of my favorite Joes and Cobras in excrutiating detail, plus a few vehicles&#8230; because I am a glutton for punishment. \u00a0I&#8217;ll get to the others in future posts, but here is the Joe team, grouped roughly by release year of the ARAH counterparts. \u00a0Yo Joe!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-132\" src=\"http:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/DSC04667_resize.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/DSC04667_resize.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/DSC04667_resize-300x88.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/DSC04667_resize-768x224.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teletraanone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/DSC04667_resize-600x175.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, 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